• @normalexit
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    344 days ago

    High fructose corn syrup.

  • @Tarkcanis
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    875 days ago

    Because body positivity doesn’t exist for men.

    • @Potatos_are_not_friends
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      194 days ago

      Hey my dude. I’ll cat call you if you want.

      Damn bro you hot as fuck no homo. Like shit man, you rocking that shirt like you belong in a museum of sexy ass motherfuckers no homo. Damn man if I was into dudes, I’d want your body all over mines no homo.

      Anyways have a nice day.

    • @UnderpantsWeevil
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      235 days ago

      I was going to say, because I don’t have the stomach of a half starved gym rat. But yours is also good.

  • @boatsnhos931
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    635 days ago

    I’m not really looking to attract other men at this time

    • Track_Shovel
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      545 days ago

      This.

      Bubble gut and Jorts isn’t exactly a good look.

      Oh it’s a look, alright but not a good one.

      • mozz
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        155 days ago

        It was surf shorts and button down shirts all unbuttoned and long hair, just bumbling around drunk and happy in the grocery store like Jeff Lebowski. I was fit though yes. If I went in drunk with shirt unbuttoned today someone would probably get the manager out to talk with me about it.

  • @[email protected]
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    385 days ago

    Because I’m currently dressed like a skateboarder from the 90’s and it’s so very comfortable.

    • @NewNewAccount
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      395 days ago

      To provide some perspective/existential dread, that character was introduced over 20 years ago.

    • @108
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      44 days ago

      The six pack evolved into a keg

  • Lad
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    345 days ago

    A lack of 80s beach babes who would enjoy this kind out outfit

  • @jaybone
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    385 days ago

    Women what’s stopping you from dressing like 80s horror movie hotties?

    • @UnderpantsWeevil
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      Nobody puts shoulder pads like that on dresses anymore

    • @[email protected]
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      64 days ago

      I don’t like wearing thong leotards over my leggings. It’ll shove my leggings up my buttcrack and be super uncomfortable.

      • @jaybone
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        34 days ago

        Superman wore briefs over his leggings and you don’t see him complaining about it.

        • @[email protected]
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          54 days ago

          Superman doesnt wear a thong though. Plus, he’s an alien so maybe he has a super skin that doesn’t get irritated from chafing?

          I’m merely human, so my skin wouldn’t appreciate having the seam of my leggings pushed up my asscrack while working out or whatever they were doing in those outfits back then.

          • @jaybone
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            14 days ago

            Yeah well Superman was fighting crime, and wearing briefs over leggings might not get into his asscrack, but I assume he has a ballsack. I’d much rather have a nice thong up my ass than my balls wrapped in tightly whites with some leggings all bunched up in there. I guess we’ll have to agree to disagree. Unless Superman doesn’t have a scrotum and testicles, in which case I fully concede.

            • @[email protected]
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              Maybe superman has super testicles? Briefs over leggings would hurt a normal dude but not him?
              Or maybe his briefs only hurt his nuts if kryptonite is near him?

              • @jaybone
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                24 days ago

                On Krypton people wear boxers underneath their pants.

        • @samus12345
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          34 days ago

          He’s nigh invincible. It would take a lot more than that to make him uncomfortable! Kryptonite underwear, maybe.

    • @Land_Strider
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      45 days ago

      Of course dressing like 80’s horror movie hunks. Crop tops and jean mommy shorts.

  • @[email protected]
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    375 days ago

    Have you seen those movies and what happens to the guys dressed like that?

    Try again, Freddy / Jason / Michael / motherfucker

  • @blazeknave
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    194 days ago

    My dad bod. I used to wear short shorts and didn’t care if my shirt rode up

    • @Potatos_are_not_friends
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      44 days ago

      I used to wear short shorts and didn’t care if my shirt rode up

      I still do, but I used to, too.