What are you, some kind of loser? What are you doing sipping that GONSTER? Don’t you know that’s a child’s drink? What you need is a nice chilled (but not cold) Black Pennuiss in your mouth. You will never regret a Black Pennuiss.

So easy to make, even YOU can do it!

You will need:

• 1 can Pepsi Nitro (chilled)

• 1 Guinness (room-temperature)

• Bacardi Black

How to make a Black Pennuiss

In a chilled pint glass, add one half shot (1oz) of Bacardi Black (No liquor = Pennuiss Basic; Double Shot = Big Black Pennuiss).

Pour approx. 7oz of chilled Pepsi Nitro to the glass.

Finish by pouring approx. 7oz of Guinness into the glass. (Tip: pour the beer over a spoon to keep the layers separated (hard to see in this pic, but it’s definitely there)).

This post is styled as a shitpost but these things are legitimately delicious. I’ve been drinking them all week. The acidity of the Pepsi is a great chaser to the richness of the Guinness, but the Bacardi in the bottom layer keeps things interesting even after you’ve finished your beer.