Fixed it

Thanks mate, gonna KFC it

Better with the top line cut off

Better a cat gifts you a dead rat than a grown-ass man gifts you a living rat, like I always say.

And rats are social animals that gets lonely, so the least he could have done is gift a pair of rats.

What a coincidence, because I saw a dead mouse on my front lawn yesterday when I went out to trim the grass. I know there’s a stray cat in my neighborhood so I’m pretty sure it’s the one shitting in my backyard (dogs can’t possibly get over the fence) and leaving dead rodents.