In a suburban home strikingly similar to every other house on the block, local mom Karen Patterson has reportedly issued her 487th consecutive threat that she will undoubtedly not follow through. Witnesses report that it’s not just her two children that know the local mom is full of empty threats, the whole school knows.
“I mean it this time, I will count to three and if you don’t clean up your toys, there will be consequences,” Patterson lied with a conviction that was immediately called into question by both her children and even the family’s misbehaved beagle. Counting to three, which has been a staple in the Patterson household, frequently ends with Karen giving up and scrolling through Instagram on her phone.
Read the rest of the satire news article here at TattletaleTimes.com
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Didn’t expect to see an article about my sister on the front page 😑 lol
This article is based on a true story. I wrote this with a similar family member in-mind 😀
Thanks for the chuckle!
When the dog stops respecting you, it’s time to move out.
This is good advice I mean it. Watch the whole thing, get past her off-putting introduction.
Great advice for sure, thanks for sharing
What was off-putting about the instruction? The mom of seven part?
Because given the satirical sarcastic twisted vibe of the Onion, we tend to be cynical & mocking about a lot of things so that’s why I felt it necessary to include that admonition.
Mom’s final warning
She means it this time!
