Not my dog. No matter the color of the target, he’ll swallow it as soon as he could. Then he’d give us that look: “I know I was bad, but it tasted sooo good.”
My golden takes a different approach -
Dispose of the evidence as quickly as possible so no one notices I helped myself, bonus points if I snagged it from one of the kid’s plates at my face level.
A few weeks ago, I was dog sitting my brother’s muppet. She’s a quick and sneaky muppet.
I was plating a burger, set out the open bun and turned to get something from the fridge (all of 3 feet away.). She managed to sneak in and swipe the bun top from a (tallish,) counter in the 3 seconds my back was turned.
Dog tax… this muppet:
that there is a look of panic as he realizes it was too big for a single bite and now he has to draw attention to himself to finish it and he might get in trouble
That eyeshadow though.
It’s in full make up, didn’t you notice the tint of their fur? It’s all mascara maybe
Dober Simpson
