• BlanketsWithSmallpox
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        2 months ago

        This wouldn’t stop my imaginary cat. It would speed him up.

      • @jaybone
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        12 months ago

        Yeah that thing would be on the floor in no time.

  • @[email protected]
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    312 months ago

    Need a decoy keyboard on the top deck to make the cat think they’re still getting in the way

  • @edgemaster72
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    192 months ago

    Not pictured: the cat lays down on top of the thing and starts reaching under it to bat at your hands when you try to type

  • @[email protected]
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    122 months ago

    I just trained her to snuggle up in my lap instead. Only took a month or so and that’s what she’s done for years now.

    • Lord Wiggle
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      Ah, I’m sorry to have to tell you this, but you’re wrong. It was her plan all along to sleep on your lap, she just tricked you into thinking “you trained her” to do so. Whenever you think you are smarter than your cat, you live in the illusion they created. They are superior beings. We are just humble servents and science experiments.

      • @[email protected]
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        42 months ago

        Honestly the way I look at it is more that I just had to let her know how I prefer to cuddle with her and she was cool with it. It just took a while to do that because aside from not speaking English she doesn’t even really think the same way at all so.

        • @Tangent5280
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          22 months ago

          Your cat doesn’t speak english? Was she homeschooled or from overseas or something?

          • @[email protected]
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            12 months ago

            Idk but her native language appears to be temptations cat treats, no observable difference between flavors.

  • Lord Wiggle
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    2 months ago

    I need one! I have 3 kittens, they invented new keyboard shortcuts no one ever thought could be possible.

    Edit: I found it. With this exact same picture. Link

    • @the_tab_key
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      62 months ago

      50 bucks for a bent piece of acrylic? Geez

      • Lord Wiggle
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        22 months ago

        Yeah, that’s why I thought. Eeeeeeerm, never mind.

  • @IzzyScissor
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    82 months ago

    Nah, the trick is to have a box lid or other cat trap next to the keyboard. It’s easier to trick them to thinking they won a different game.

  • magnetosphere
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    2 months ago
    1. Make a bunch of these
    2. Get the Flex Tape guy to advertise them on TV
    3. Profit

    Edit: okay, I gotta be honest here. Really, I just want to see the Flex Tape guy shoot a commercial with cats. It would be funny. I stand by my advice, however.

  • @Potatisen
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    42 months ago

    I wanna know what he’s photoshopping tho

  • Lenny
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    22 months ago

    I have one of these. It’s pretty awesome.

  • @Plastic_Ramses
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    -52 months ago

    RIP that guys wrists.

    Thats gotta be the thickest keyboard I’ve ever seen.