This is the only day of the week I have to sleep in, it’s cool and rainy but the birds are screaming their chirp earrape. “FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME PLEASE COME FUCK ME”.
Blame the government. Birds aren’t real.
I find birds infinitely better than my neighbors poorly trained dogs who bark constantly.
Sorry, but birds don’t really care about your sleep schedule. It’s not personal, we’re just irrelevant to them. This is especially true when compared to the drive to mate…
Go buy a pair of 50 cent ear plugs kiddo (steal some from work or school ftw)or wrap some Saran wrap around some wadded up toilet paper… I’m a super light sleeper too
Saran wrap and wadded toilet paper. A way to emprovise earplugs every time I can’t find any? Fuck yes, hope that works.
Latex gloves work too if you will tie a knot in the ends of fingers
I feel your pain, there is one asshole bird in my neighborhood that chirps literally 24 hours a day, not sure how the fucker hasn’t starved to death by now since it never shuts up.
