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Justice went full frontal in the Castro last week when two nudists took down a man attacking a tourist on the street.
The naked samaritans—Pete Sferra of San Jose and Lloyd Fishback of San Francisco—were letting it all hang out on a July 2 stroll through the neighborhood when they spotted a “crazy kind of pirate guy” threatening a man with a blowtorch.
A video from the scene shows an onlooker snag the blowtorch just before the attacker starts to punch the tourist. Petros Fanourgiakis, owner of the nearby Aegean Delights, said the attacker threatened to burn the tourist’s face.
Shirts 0; skins 1.
LOL
naked samaritans
crazy kind of pirate guy
threatening a man with a blowtorch
This was a Tuesday. San Francisco liked to wait until the weekend to really let loose.
Fishback declined to comment for this story as the nudist values his privacy.
columnist cracks himself up
Nuts!
IKR ! All this naked violence…
A spokesperson for the San Francisco Police Department identified the suspect as 38-year-old Zero Triball.
Poor fucker, this destiny was ordained in his birth certificate
“Triball Gets Quad-Balled”
the moment I see triball I automatically think about VEX robotics 2023-2024
Not all heroes wear capes
Or even anything at all
A video from the scene shows an onlooker snag the blowtorch just before the attacker starts to punch the tourist.
huge shoutout to the onlooker too!
seems more like an onacter to me
A looky-loo with action too!
Really wanted to see that fight go to the ground. Nudists pin pirate to the ground waiting for police to arrive.
He is … The Naked Man
2 out of 3 times.
This is the most san francisco thing ever, and i love it
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protecting his junk from the flamethrower wielding guy?