• Flying Squid
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    802 months ago

    He’s never going to love you back, Elon.

      • Flying Squid
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        112 months ago

        He loves their money. He doesn’t love any person but Donald J. Trump, Sr.

          • Flying Squid
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            32 months ago

            I don’t know, I bet he jerks off to the thought of spanking himself on the ass with a rolled up Forbes magazine.

  • Dettweiler
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    272 months ago

    “Don’t forget about me!”

    • z500
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      The cynical part of me wonders how many of these “we’re cooked” comments are part of a psyop to discourage Democrats from voting

      • @ArgentRaven
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        272 months ago

        I think the “Biden is suddenly to old” stuff is a psyop, this close to the election. But the “we’re cooked” is a general feel I’m getting from my friends, too. It feels bleak. However, I’m in Oklahoma so there’s no way my state wouldn’t go for Trump. So maybe elsewhere there’s different opinions? I hope.

        I also vote, even though I know none of my votes have counted since it’s always a Republican that wins, here. I don’t want anyone to have the satisfaction that they took my hope and resolve away.

      • AmbiguousProps
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        82 months ago

        I wish my feelings of being cooked weren’t real, but unfortunately it’s felt this way for some time. I’m still voting.

      • @[email protected]
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        52 months ago

        I’m still not voting for him, but his chances of being president just went up. The last thing he needed is martyrdom.

        • @Psychodelic
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          42 months ago

          Sure but anything could happen. I mean, someone could assassinate Biden

          Now imagine what that would do for the Dem’s chances of getting Harris elected. Oh yeah. It’s all coming together

        • GladiusB
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          12 months ago

          He isn’t a martyr though. A martyr dies don’t they?

          • @[email protected]
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            He already compares himself to every highly esteemed figure there ever was. Captain Bonespurs didn’t need that.

      • @riodoro1
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        42 months ago

        The cynical part of you should see how corrupt the system is and how little our votes change our lives for the better.

      • GladiusB
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        22 months ago

        How many have very few comments and are inflammatory? Russian bots at it again? Maybe?

    • @cmbabul
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      52 months ago

      I think we already were, but this kinda cements it

    • @BrokenGlepnir
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      52 months ago

      Oh man, he got Elon musks support. Didn’t have that before. I’ll still vote against the guy trying to end the country as we know it and replace it with an actual dictatorial regime.

      • AmbiguousProps
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        22 months ago

        Uh, did I say I wasn’t going to vote? I’m not sure where you’re getting that idea from.

  • Optional
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    252 months ago

    No shit, Elmo’s a seditionist prick? Huh.

  • @ashok36
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    142 months ago

    A lot of people just saw the race tilt wildly in trumps favor and are or will be moving very fast to put themselves in trumps good graces before he starts nationalizing companies and executing hold outs for treason.

    Expect to see more of this shit on Monday.

  • kingthrillgore
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    72 months ago

    If there’s one person who i’d rejoice if they died…correction, two people…

  • @sucricdrawkcab
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    42 months ago

    I know this guy makes robot sounds after posting.