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    855 months ago

    Horrifying. Yet they managed to get the little hands right.

    • @Eldritch
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      205 months ago

      And the neck waddle. Blank stare as well.

    • @Ultragigagigantic
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      295 months ago

      Think about what tattoo artist would say yes to doing this.

      • @[email protected]
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        115 months ago

        It’s a home job

        They did pretty good considering. Faces are hard and there’s a lot of straight lines.

        Subject is shit

        • @Etterra
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          115 months ago

          Alternatively, the tattoo artist did a shit job on purpose. Look at that tiny hand; there’s no way that was an accident lol

    • @[email protected]
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      85 months ago

      Man, like 20 years ago i went to a concert, i didn’t really know the band and i especially didn’t know that they pull a lot of neonazis. I have never seen so many adolf hitler just full chest or back tattoos. The second worst part was that they were really well done. Like i always wish that these tattoos at least look fucking shit.

    • @[email protected]
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      45 months ago

      It’s basically prison<Nazi<bikers in terms of tattoo quality hierarchy. You can only get worse if you do it with ink from a biro and whatever sharp object they managed to stash.

    • @ohlaph
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      25 months ago

      He captured the double chin perfectly. A perfect double chin.

      • @A7thStone
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        25 months ago

        I tried to get chatGPT to write how good double chins are in the the style of trump, but it came out way to coherent. I guess even “ai” isn’t as stupid as him.

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      125 months ago

      it’s especially odd when you can clearly tell from the broad back and lats with no rolls that he puts efforts into his appearance

    • GladiusB
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      75 months ago

      This is single needle prison or backyard ink. No respectable tattoo artist would do this and it wouldn’t look so faded. I have full sleeves and like the art form. But this ain’t it.

    • @friend_of_satan
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      65 months ago

      The tattoo is obviously shitty for a dozen reasons, but do you seriously think it’s done? It looks pretty clear that this is just the outline and it will be colored later. You don’t get a full back tattoo in one sitting.

    • @errer
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      15 months ago

      Can’t defile the tattoo with coloreds

  • @TunaCowboy
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    255 months ago

    This motherfucker will turn around and straight faced call you a cuck. Life is truly absurd.

  • @[email protected]
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    195 months ago

    God it’s like Stan from American Dad’s chin and geriatric obesity collided in a pub toilet. One of the few photos you hope is AI.

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    funny enough Hitler would probably think that this guy is too dumb to be in his elite by invitation only Aryans club

  • @Protoknuckles
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    165 months ago

    Did the artist give up in the word empire at first and start over?

    • lettruthout
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      35 months ago

      Doesn’t matter, that guy will never see his back anyway.

      • @dohpaz42
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        15 months ago

        No, but I’m sure his buddies will when they bend him over in the shower.

  • @Etterra
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    155 months ago

    Ah yes the “master” race. Now pray to his melting, tiny-handed, little tin god.

  • @Clinicallydepressedpoochie
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    That don’t look like a prison. I’m guessing that is the skill cap of an artist that will actually do the tat.

    • @SkyezOpen
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      I’m actually somewhat baffled. The tattoo is awful, obviously, but it’s at least shaded and recognizable. Not the worst it could have been. BUT. Those fucking block letters are atrocious. I genuinely could have made them look just as bad and I have less than no artistic talent.