Because it had a hard drive.

  • @[email protected]
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    322 months ago

    I love how this works on two levels:

    1. The drive to the workplace was hard.
    2. Hard drives are much slower than SSDs, so a computer with a hard drive would be slower, making them late.
  • @y8h8do3a2vg5
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    182 months ago

    Why was the CPU late for work? Because of a bus error.

  • @[email protected]
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    92 months ago

    Lucky it didn’t have a solid state drive or it would’ve been fired due to no call no show.

    • @Rednax
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      12 months ago

      My company made working from home a really bad idea. Better to work locally, since home is a on slow network drive.

    • @beebarfbadger
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      22 months ago

      With that kind of reaction, it’s gonna be a floppy d**k right away.

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      “disk” you pervs