• @solrize
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    92 months ago

    The person then jumped over the railing and into the water and was observed swimming, Andrews said. The Coast Guard was dispatched and the person was rescued. His condition was not immediately known.

    • @HappycamperNZ
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      72 months ago

      I do believe his condition is listed as “fucked”

    • @I_Fart_Glitter
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      22 months ago

      Backstroking even. The casual cartoon stroke. Did anyone check if this guy is a cartoon?

  • @[email protected]
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    82 months ago

    imagine somebody rear ends you, then just calmly walks to the edge of the bridge and jumps

    • @robocallOP
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      42 months ago

      If I saw someone jump off a bridge, I imagine I’d be traumatized.

    • @pivot_root
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      12 months ago

      Gotta do what you gotta do to avoid financial ruin /s

  • @I_Fart_Glitter
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    52 months ago

    Guy wanted to bring “leaving the scene of an accident” to a whole new level. NGL, surviving a 190 foot dive is impressive.

    • @cm0002
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      62 months ago

      He was just trying to hide under the bridge to bring his wanted level down

      • @SidewaysHighways
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        22 months ago

        Back in my day that was just instant sleepy time

  • @VanillaBean
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    32 months ago

    It was pretty warm today, those alluring waters are hard to resist for a quick swim! /s