• @elbowdrop
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    401 year ago

    Ok, will do. Where does she live? Or do I need to find my own crotchety old lady to bother with my devil craft?

    • @[email protected]
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      301 year ago

      I guarantee if you make enough of these for long enough, your own crochety lady will just appear. We have someone who supposedly brings up complaints about “pagan idols” (garden gnomes) at every town meeting, and our town is relatively normal and boring by most standards.

    • @BarelyTheraminOPM
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      201 year ago

      The wreaths summon her. No additional effort required.

  • izzent
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    191 year ago

    Chaotic Good

      • Hyggyldy
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        271 year ago

        Or that neighbor could mind their own business and move to the real world.

      • some_guy
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        111 year ago

        Nobody is causing suffering. that person is choosing to suffer.

      • @[email protected]
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        51 year ago

        Lawful evil would be doing this to someone with severe mental health problems, like gang stalking delusions. Leaving biodegradable handmade art somewhere and laughing because a religious zealot is giving themself the vapors is chaotic neutral at worst.

        • @SuddenDownpour
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          31 year ago

          severe mental health problems

          religious zealot

          I mean.

          • @[email protected]
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            21 year ago

            I hear you, but they’re not synonymous. Plenty of religious zealots are that way because it’s an easy avenue for control over others, and how much they believe of their chosen religion is an open question. If it’s a sliding scale of mental health issues, religious zealots are closer to ‘just get therapy and deal with some shit’ than ‘needs medication to understand that their neighbor, mail carrier, coworker, and that random guy that passed them in the street aren’t colluding to ruin their life.’

            • @SuddenDownpour
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              21 year ago

              Plenty of religious zealots are that way because it’s an easy avenue for control over others

              Fair nuance. I wouldn’t diagnose a millionaire megachurch priest who has bought a private jet with the money gained from fooling people with a mental illness, but the people who stand to gain nothing but have reached such a mental stunlock that they actively fight against the evidence that they’re getting abused when it’s presented to them are a different matter.

  • @Mr_Blott
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    191 year ago

    My brushcutter does this all the time. IS MY STIHL POSSESSED?!?

    • @BarelyTheraminOPM
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      141 year ago

      Absolutely. Bury it next to a stream on a new moon, dig it back up on the full moon, then take it to a spa day with you for a full massage and sauna.

  • @Jamixthedestroyer
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    141 year ago

    I feel like both of these people have too much time on their hands, but only one is innocuous and hilarious

  • @BarelyTheraminOPM
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    1 year ago

    Guys what the fuck. Locking this. Take a breather.

    Edit: problem user removed. Carry on.

  • Setarkus.MX
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    21 year ago

    I used to pick up 5 sticks of approximately equal length that were sufficiently bendable without breaking.
    They can then be assembled into a nice pentagram after a few tries to stop them from falling apart and left at the side of the road.

    An alternative method is to use those reed-like, long, strong “grass” to make one from a single piece instead of multiple. Those are usually smaller though

  • Eochaid
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    11 year ago

    Sounds on brand for Drew Mackie. Love his podcasts.