• @saltesc
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    272 months ago

    A waste of perfectly good cattle. I like meat, but I have common ground with the vegans when it comes to excessive farming for wasted animal lives. It’s hard to argue were the most humane—obviously—predator when our practices are set up for throwing half of it in the bin.

    • Codex
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      192 months ago

      I saw a statistics that 12% of Americans eat 50% of all beef produced in the USA and I cannot stop thinking about it. Everytime I eat a burger I wonder if I’ve passed into the 12%. When I look at a stack like this, I see a beef 1%er

      • @saltesc
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        22 months ago

        Yeah, that’s it. And then I consider the environmental impacts to sustain the meat grinder that sends so much of its output to waste. At some point we lost our feeling of responsibility of eating meat because it just appears in front of us like magic. It’s good to wonder such things, “Wait a second…am I a big fucking part of the problem?”

  • @psmgx
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    172 months ago

    First thought: gonna need a nap.

    Second thought: gonna need blood thinners

  • no banana
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    152 months ago

    First thing: I’d like it to be a bit smaller.

    Second thing: burger

    • nifty
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      42 months ago

      Agreed, I’d still cut it in half and keep the other half to eat later

    • @rollerbang
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      22 months ago

      Too much bread in that case 😂

    • xor
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      12 months ago

      This is a knife and fork burger if I’ve ever seen one

  • @[email protected]
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    112 months ago

    Not a real burger. Real burgers can be held, and easily eaten by the average American man or woman (height between 5’5" and 5’10" inclusive) without a knife and fork, and without the need to visit a sink to wash your hands after.

    Big burgers should be wider, not taller. This is a meat and cheese loaf with a side of bread.

    • @HessiaNerd
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      32 months ago

      A good burger should be juicy. I have no problem washing my hands after eating one.

  • @son_named_bort
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    112 months ago

    Utterly disgusting. Where can someone get this monstrosity so that I can avoid it?

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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      102 months ago

      Yeah I’d cut a hole in the middle and shoot my man jam in there.

      Like a sexy juicy Lucy.