• @griefreeze
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    0 squats between them combined over the past 10 years holyyy

    • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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      142 months ago

      The guy in pink looks like he does leg day. He just does it half as often as upper body day.

    • @[email protected]
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      Only one who found the real problem with these dudes. If you gonna wear a shirt like that you can be that top heavy, and the skinny fit isn’t helping…

    • @[email protected]
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      The dude on the right, his legs are like boards. He has a bit of a calf bulge, but it’s not even giving my regular bulge any jealous thoughts.

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    Why does it look like they raided a freshman college dorm laundry and only took out the clothes they could find from target

  • @DaneGerous
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    Might have to climb stairs at some point.

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    I would wear clothing that tight if I were as fit as these guys, but I wouldn’t then put stuff in my pockets!

    (Is this why women carry purses?)

    • @bitchkat
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      182 months ago

      Yes it is.

      Someone should tell the little guy that his capris do not make him look taller.

    • @whoreticulture
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      Sort of, the stuffed pockets look weird and lumpy on these guys… but a phone or wallet wouldn’t fit into womens’ pockets at all.

    • @[email protected]
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      72 months ago

      Yeah, if I wasn’t fat, I might consider dressing more similar to this. As things stand, though…

  • @Chonk
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    292 months ago

    Forget about climbing, running etc. You can’t even walk straight in these.

    • @RBWells
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      Skinny jeans are stretchy though. So stretchy. They can be more comfortable than looser non-stretch jeans, and not get the baggy knees and butt when you sit down then stand up. Have you never seen a women’s sportswear ad with denim clad women doing yoga on a mountain? Stretch jeans are just yoga pants, I thought that was common knowledge and hope I am not revealing some secret of womanhood.

      • @TwanHE
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        Nah everyone needs to know this. stretchy skinny jeans are the only type i can wear. Or at least the only ones that come close to having the right length to waist ratio.

      • @Harvey656
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        Here’s some forbidden knowledge: there are stretchy non-skinny jeans that are the superior choice for both fashion and comfort.

        Hopefully big skinny jean, doesn’t tiny me down for this.

    • @madcaesar
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      32 months ago

      Found the beta! Alphas never need to move! Just stand with a beer and keep flexing!

      • @Land_Strider
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        32 months ago

        Move everywhere by sliding in a T pose!

  • @AnUnusualRelic
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    182 months ago

    "Oh god, someone stole our clothes and all I could find was those undersized teenager garments. What shall we do?

    Never mind, pass them over."

  • @Maggoty
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    182 months ago

    Now? About 200 pounds.

    When I was younger? A preference for being able to work and move in my clothes. Also, not caring about fashion, just about feeling good with my clothes.

    • @madcaesar
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      92 months ago

      I mean… There’s skinny pants… And then there is this second skin shit 😂

  • @JeeBaiChow
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    142 months ago

    Good taste and an eye for proportion?

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    Daddy didn’t leave me a trust fund, so I have to work, not work out.

  • @Agrivar
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    The tight pants look ridiculous enough, but did they all also go to the same shitty tattoo artist for those sleeves?

    Peewee should try unbuttoning that top button - maybe his face wouldn’t be so red if he could breathe!