• @norimee
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    236 months ago

    Glocktopus as 9 freaking brains. Together with his 3 hearts and 8 arms he’s unstoppable.

    • @Sylvartas
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      166 months ago

      Also a master of camouflage, and is already known to use tools somewhat proficiently. A clear winner

    • @[email protected]
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      16 months ago

      Yeah but his brains are known to not always coordinate well, even to the point of attacking each other.

  • @AnIntenseMoist
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    166 months ago

    Y’all sleeping on Glockadile. He will see you in a while, and when he does I’d rather he be a friendly.

    • @[email protected]
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      16 months ago

      Also they tend to be fairly bullet proof too. You have to shoot them in this small area on the top of their head to kill em quickly. Otherwise they’ll live a while shooting back at you.

  • @MehBlah
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    166 months ago

    I’m going with Glocktopus. Quantity has a quality all its own.

    • @trxxruraxvr
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      36 months ago

      Also, each arm has its own brain, so it’s pretty hard to disable.

  • @EvilEyedPanda
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    146 months ago

    I’m more concerned about the indestructible glockroach!

  • @it_depends_man
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    86 months ago

    Glockness Monster *teleports behind you*

    “nothing personal, kid”

      • don
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        26 months ago

        Those that know the meme know that this is the correct spelling.

  • Franklin
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    76 months ago

    Everybody gangsta until the Glizzard shows up.

  • @Tillyrblue
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    76 months ago

    Glock Ness Monster

    At least I’ll have a 50/50 chance

  • @[email protected]
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    66 months ago

    What stupidity you must have to choose any other than the glockatoo. All the rest of them are ground dwelling or water critters. What if I want my Lil dude to fly up in the sky to shoot God?

  • @Pixlbabble
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    56 months ago

    Glocktopus and Glockatoo are tied for me.

  • credit crazy
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    56 months ago

    I can imagine a battle between the glocktopus v the Glock ness monster tuning into a conspiracy themed death note parody

      • credit crazy
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        16 months ago

        Writer: ok so this new show is basically death note buuuut L wears a tinfoil hat at all times and is convinced kira is Bigfoot