• @[email protected]
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    403 months ago

    Factory reset instructions: press for 10 seconds, then you’ll hear a beep and your unit will be brought back to factory settings

  • (⬤ᴥ⬤)
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    113 months ago

    how to get revenge on the snail that lives inside your ear

  • @58008
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    103 months ago

    When I threatened to give you a lead implant just behind the ear, this isn’t exactly what I had in mind.

  • Destide
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    63 months ago

    Use a pencil to help with short term memory loss

    • @Sakychu
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      63 months ago

      There is no better Joke then the classic puncture the homies ear drum with a pencil

  • the dopamine fiend
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    53 months ago

    Butthole Surfers announce deluxe 30th anniversary Electriclarryland reissue, remixed in 5.1 and featuring more than 3 hours of demos, outtakes, and remixes.

  • nickwitha_k (he/him)
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    3 months ago

    Pt presented w/ foreign body (№2 pencil, possibly Ticonderoga) in ear canal after (successful) unorthodox procedure to treat tinitus.

  • Zoot
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    13 months ago

    Its just like the first day of school all over again!