• @riodoro1
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      I was getting the tissues.

    • @thorbot
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      For real I was getting futurama dog episode vibes… glad it wasn’t the case

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        But canonically, the Futurama dog waited like 10 minutes! Some time travel shenanigans overwrote the reality where he spends his life waiting. In the final timeline he got to live a few more happy years with his master 🥲

        • Polysics
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          Just in case you weren’t aware, that Futurama episode was loosely based on a real life dog that waited for his master at the train station every day for years after the humans death

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hachikō?wprov=sfla1

          They are too good for us and we don’t deserve them, but I’m glad we have them in our lives.

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            Didn’t even need to look at the link to know it was Hachiko!

            I’ve been to Shibuya station and seen (and pet) Hachiko (the statue) a few times, always a weirdly melancholic experience

      • @marcos
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        We have a species of spider around here that rebuilds its web 3 times a day, for catching the different bugs awake at each period.

        • @sandbox
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          Most spiders actually rebuild their web at least daily. They eat it and put it back up. Otherwise it gets dusty and not effective.

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            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parawixia_bistriata

            Looks like several varieties spread around are the same species. I can tell you that not all varieties change their webs at the same rate. (The one described on wikipedia is not the one that lives here. The ones here lay a web at the morning, early afternoon and sunset. I’ve been in places where they don’t change their webs at all, just keep them constant.)

            That spider is also known for making swarms. But the age and behavior of the swarm changes from one variety to another.

      • @ripcord
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        Pretty posh. In our house thats what the ants are for.

    • @Maalus
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      Long enough for “stainless” to not mean anything lol

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    Now we need this but with a cat and the last panel reading “where the fuck have you been and where’s my damn food”

    • @[email protected]
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      Do people who perpetuate this stereotype have cats? Because it seems like they don’t. My cat is psyched and affectionate as hell when I come home. All of my cats have been the same way.

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        Fully agree. Mine runs out to meet me, does the same arm stretch greeting, and isn’t hassling me for treats or anything.

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          Mine also. He waits in the windowsill looking for me, and when he sees me coming he gets super pumped up and races to the front door

          Once I set up a motion detecting webcam inside once when I had to go away for a day (32 hours to be precise lol). Looking at the footage later, I saw him pacing back and forward between windows, clearly pining for me. I’m sorry buddy!

        • @spirinolas
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          Both of mine stay outside waiting for me at the time I usually arrive. They greet me afectiously, follow me inside and ask for pets and belly rubs. Then they tell me to go fuck myself and leave.

          When I come back at a random time I just yell their names at the door, a inter-dimensional portal opens on the far side of the street and they each come running to greet me, love me and, you guessed, tell me to go fuck myself.

          I love those little bastards.

      • @TrousersMcPants
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        I think a lot of people just don’t know how to read cats as well as dogs. Cats can be very aloof but still very loving and most people just know how to read body language from dogs more than cats. Knowing that when a cat gives you that narrow eyed glare and slow blinking is actually a sign of affection is a good indicator that cats are just weird little things.

        • @ripcord
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          A lot of people also just treat cats as they would dogs and are surprised they don’t get the same responses.

      • @[email protected]
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        It’s more a case of me assuming that it’s obvious that it’s a stereotype. You might say I dropped an /s which in this case has a different meaning.

        • @ripcord
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          Maybe, but either way expect some people to call out when stereotypes aren’t very accurate.

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        Especially if we’ve been away longer our cat will just go nuts for us for days. Even just coming home from work she’ll come say hello and maybe give us a couple roll-arounds to greet us. I get that it’s not quite as obvious as dogs though and previous cats I’ve had were not so affective.

  • Flying Squid
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    When my wife comes home from work, I tell her that the dogs are glad she is back from being gone forever again because she’s gone forever and is never coming back every day.

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      The dogs know she’s been gone forever because they counted. My pupper does the same 😭

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      Yeah, “master/subject” is a bummer of a way to think about your relationship with your pet

    • Flying Squid
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      I think they see us as gods. That’s why they get so upset when we can’t do what they expect us to do something magical.

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    Aww I think that’s what you get when your object permanence is kind of tenuous.

    Nothing quite as heartwarming as a dog who’s SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU AAAA after you’ve been gone for 30min – “aww I missed you too you goober”

    • @chiliedogg
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      When you forget your wallet and come back after being gone 2 minutes.

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    I was freaking about to cry at first haha. Well done. 💗

    • @AquaTofana
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      Right?! I was like “OH no. I haven’t even finished my coffee yet. I am NOT ready to start my day this way!” 🤣

  • @XOXOX
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    The burden of the obsequious.

    • @thorbot
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      Indeed…shallow, and pedantic.

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    “The dog got in the food drawer again… and do the dishes!”

  • @bitchkat
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    I just adopted a dog that was breeding stock in a puppy mill. She bonded to me right away but has major separation anxiety. Even if I’m gone for 5 minutes, she goes nuts when I get back and acts like I’ve been gone for months.

    • @Etterra
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      That the Futurama episode.

  • @[email protected]
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    I read somewhere that on average 1 day of our life equates to 1 week for our beloved pups. I think of this everytime I’m feeling too lazy to engage with mine.

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        Fair point and I understand it. I simply meant that it is another data point that moves my emotions when I think about dogs general experience, like this comic highlights. Maybe too esoteric of a share lol.

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      I try to remember that every day and cherish and spend time with her so that when it’s finally time for her to move on, I have no regrets that I could have done more.

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      I agree that it is creepy and subservient… but it is also entirely accurate. The dog is a pet. It is entirely reliant on the owner, and it is only allowed to do what the owner lets it do. It eats when the owner tells it to. It goes outside only when the owner says so. It probably even had its genitals removed at the request of the owner.

      So yeah, ‘master’ is an appropriate word here.

      I find it a bit uncomfortable too, which is why I don’t have a pet. But from what I can tell, dogs are generally fine with this arrangement. Most dogs seem to like it this way.