• @angrystego
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    1315 months ago

    In my headcanon he asked her out because he was finally sure it was going nowhere with Frodo.

      • @ChickenLadyLovesLife
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        65 months ago

        Dating old is the same as dating young except the person you’re dating is just as wrinkled and swollen as you are. Source: also old.

      • @HappycamperNZ
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        35 months ago

        Yeah, fuck getting back into the dating game.

  • @Nuke_the_whales
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    695 months ago

    He had to go become a man for her. She would have married him anyways, even if he had been nothing but a fat potato farmer, but instead she’s now married to a complete badass who gets house visits from the king of Gondor and is richer than everyone in the shire combined. I bet you he looks her straight in the eyes when he fucks her now.

  • IninewCrow
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    405 months ago

    Most likely the main reason why we still have wars and armed conflicts everywhere … just a bunch of guys trying to impress that gal or guy in their life that they’re too afraid to ask … so they go invade Poland instead

      • TheRealKuni
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        65 months ago

        This made me laugh out loud.

    • @[email protected]
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      5 months ago

      I impress women by respecting their personal space and leaving them tf alone. I’ve never been in a relationship before but I’m sure if I keep leaving women alone and not bothering them it’ll pay off eventually.

  • @Daerun
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    55 months ago

    You just can’t compare travelling across the world being chased by all super power evil guys to carry your best friend up a volcano with ASKING A FRE***ING GIRL.

    • Johanno
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      205 months ago

      Are we now censoring freaking?

      The alternative to fucking since fucking is censored???

  • @pyre
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    35 months ago

    shout-out to Jesse my man