• @j4k3
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    95 months ago

    I always found it funny that the bible never talks about drug use, like it wasn’t a thing. Yet look at any culture and you’ll find otherwise.

    It is amazing to me that, if the homeless person on the street memorized Revelations and recited it, they would be a psychotic problem that every NIMB’y would Super Karen transform to combat with the same fervor that they will meme the exact same nonsense they have never objectively read.

    • @Blue_Morpho
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      5 months ago

      Alcohol is a drug. Jesus made more drugs for everyone when they ran out at a party.

      • @[email protected]
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        45 months ago

        Pretty sure Jesus was a stoner and party monster. He was always getting invited to rich guys’ houses for dinner and the Pharisees always accused him of being drunk when he argued with them. His favorite woman was a lady of negotiable affection. Plus, only a stoner could come up with “yeah but, you’ve got a whole log in your eye, maaaan.”

      • @j4k3
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        45 months ago

        The human brain evolved as a chemistry lab of drug production and consumption. The implied context was hallucinogenic drugs. Sorry if that was not clear.

        Indeed the mythical stories of the gospels advocate one of the most destructive, deadly, and life shortening poisons humans regularly dose themselves with.

    • Diplomjodler
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      35 months ago

      Abrahamic religions would never have existed without ergotism.

    • @TokenBoomerOP
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      35 months ago

      I thought of you. Pirating North Korean Satellite TV. 📺

  • Sigilos
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    25 months ago

    … why is a giant duck penis rising from the background ocean? Crazy christian writers man…