• @LouNeko
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    492 months ago

    West wants to station Nukes at Russian borders.

    Russia: “No, that’s to close to me” cryingwojak.jpg

    Signs contract for Ukraines sovereignty in exchange for no nukes stationed there.

    Doesn’t honor contract by attacking Ukraine

    West bring out the nukes

    Russia: Supprised Pikachu face

    All Russia has to do is fuck off from Ukrainian soil as per maps before 2014, pay reparations for the next 100 years and we all good.

    • @[email protected]
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      82 months ago

      pay reparations for the next 100 years

      When we did that to Germany it led to something far worse

      • @[email protected]
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        22 months ago

        Only because the reparations weren’t severe enough to prevent Germany from becoming another military superpower but too severe to be handwaved away.

        Either give a slap on the wrist or make the country literally paraplegic. Don’t just put a knife in the shoulder and call it a day.

  • jprice
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    172 months ago

    Bro, don’t you have like half-a-million graves to dig?

  • @fox2263
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    172 months ago

    Another week, another warning.

    Just like my car engine.

    • HubertManne
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      42 months ago

      this reminds me of the story of the ahole dictator who cried nuke.

  • @Etterra
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    42 months ago

    Anybody else hear some meaningless rattling noise?