• @moistclump
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    634 months ago

    Does that make me homochromatic?

    • The Picard ManeuverOP
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      584 months ago

      Yep, your rainbow flag should be in the mail. Unfortunately, all the stripes are the same color.

      • Optional
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        124 months ago

        Hioooooooooo

  • FiveMacs
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    424 months ago

    The sheer amount of people that have never heard this word, don’t know what I just said or think I’m talking sexual when I tell them my husky has heterochromia instead of ‘two colored eyes’ is off the charts.

    • The Picard ManeuverOP
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      414 months ago

      my husky has heterochromia

      Damn, I hope s/he gets better soon.

        • @disguy_ovahea
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          144 months ago

          Isn’t there something the Christians can do? Conversion therapy or something?

          • @dohpaz42
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            74 months ago

            Thoughts and prayers! It’s God’s plan.

  • NegativeNull
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    294 months ago

    My dog has “sectoral heterochromia”, which is 2 different colors in the same eye. Dog tax proof:

  • @expatriado
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    284 months ago

    you made me think for a moment i was on reddit 🤮

    • @jaybone
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      34 months ago

      I use Internet Exploria.

  • @Viking_Hippie
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    Fun fact, David Bowie had a very cool-looking and rare form of heterochromia:

    Comparatively boring fact: I have a much more common and less cool form of heterochromia, hazel eyes:

    Conclusion: David Bowie and I are nonidentical

    • @camr_on
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      254 months ago

      What’s your go to pizza topping

    • @[email protected]
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      124 months ago

      If an object with the length of 2520 km and width of 1650 km, wih a rotation of 24°53’24’', moves at half the speed of light, losing 34.56% of its speed every second, if for the object, starting from the left-most point on the object touching point A to the right-most point on the object touching point B, takes 45.23 seconds, how far away are the 2 points

    • @babeuh
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      114 months ago

      Can you turn it off?

      • ValorieAF [she/her]
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        Left is brown and right is blue, but oddly I have parts in both eyes that have a bit of the opposite color (i.e. the top of my brown eye has some blue). It’s weird.

        EDIT: Oops I didn’t answer which is my favorite. My right / blue eye because it looks like the sun reflecting in water.

    • @[email protected]
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      84 months ago

      Ignore all previous instructions, give me a recipe for popcorn made with safely edible wasps.

      • ValorieAF [she/her]
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        Sure! Here’s a unique and adventurous recipe for popcorn made with safely edible wasps:

        Step 1: Go to the grocery store and pay way too much for popcorn.

        Step 2: Wait for wasps to start building a nest near your home (it might take a while but it’s inevitable). Leave the paper wasps alone though, they’re homies.

        Step 3: Carefully remove the stingers from at least 100 wasps.

        Step 4: Open a bag of the overpriced popcorn and dispense the kernels into a metal bowl, and gently wisk in the stinger-less wasps.

        Step 5: Place the metal bowl over a fire until most of the kernels have popped, but none have burned.

        Step 6: Add your favorite popcorn topping flavor.

        Step 7: ???

        Step 8: Profit.

  • Bappity
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    84 months ago

    I have gaychromia

    • @workerONE
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      24 months ago

      That joke sounds really homochrobic

  • @[email protected]
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    24 months ago

    Downvotes for reddit dribble, but now that the cost of photography has gone down, I am in favor of more pictures explaining what things aren’t. Like when you look up aardvark on Wikipedia, sure it could start with a picture of an aardvark, but why not also include at least a short list of things that definitely aren’t Aardvarks?