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no banana to Lemmy Shitpost · 10 months ago

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  • Eheran
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    10 months ago

    So why is there no skin? Different color eyes? My cheeks are not purely made of muscle. (Seriously, good shitpost, but let’s talk about it)

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      10 months ago

      yea wheres the subcutaneous fat

      • Final Remix
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        This “person” is from LA. All that fat gets scraped out.

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      The iris of your eye (the colored part) is a muscle that controls the size of the pupil (the black part that let’s light in). The muscles in your cheeks control the corners of your mouth, which I guess is why they’re all sunk in: no tension to hold the skin up.

      I’m not so sure about the accuracy of this picture either, maybe it was something else with a funny caption?

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        They are not just sunken in. We see the teeth, there is nothing left. As if they are made of 100 % muscle.

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      That is skin. Just skin and bone would look like that

      • Kecessa@sh.itjust.works
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        10 months ago

        You would still have cheek skin though

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    Wouldn’t the eyeballs fall out?

    • no bananaOP
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      I mean, you’d hope. Then I wouldn’t have to see myself in the mirror.

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      They were pretty arbitrary on what areas got skin flaps or not.

  • DarkCloud
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    Skipped face day bro.

  • PopcornPrincess
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    A reminder to drink water folks.

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    Gives me the “Dinosaur pictures in old textbooks” vibe.

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    10 months ago

    Goddammit if this awakens something in me

  • ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    How it feels to wake up at 6 AM for a meeting

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    10 months ago

    scp-096

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  • nnullzz
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    Looks like Rick Scott

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    Finally a proper challenging wank!

  • clockwork_octopus
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    Well that’s not something I wanted to see right before going to sleep. Thanks, internet!

    • no bananaOP
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      You’re extremely welcome

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    That’s just the Greendale Human Being.

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      *

  • cosmictrickster
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    Bill Burr having a bad day.

    • no bananaOP
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      10/10 rating

  • Mediocre_Bard
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    We could smash.

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      Would be more like a clank with these facial features

      • Etterra
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        Hey baby, wanna clack out?

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          10 months ago

          Let’s plonk

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