So today is Summerslam day. Live from my hometown in Cleveland.
Last time Summerslam was here was 1996. And if you watch that show, from Gund Arena (now known as Rocket Mortgage Fieldhouse) you’ll notice something very “of its time”.
Inside the arena, were these mini blimps. They used to fly around inside the arenas of that era.
Well now they’re in this massive 60K person football stadium. So I know mini blimps wouldn’t make sense. But hell, we’re just down the road from Akron. Is it too much to ask for a mini blimp on Smackdown, from Rocket Mortgage Fieldhouse? And then today, we could get the Goodyear Blimp???
ARE BLIMPS TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR IN 2024???
Happy wrestling, everybody!!!
The monkey paw curls: We now have blimps, but done with those shitty fucking AR graphics WWE used to use for entrances and it just heads into the camera like a jump scare.
…why are you the way that you are? I just want some fun blimps in my city!
Fuck me if I had an answer to that question my life woulda gone in much different ways LMAO
Right now I’m watching smackdown…I usually don’t watch WWE, but…I’m considering going to Summerslam.
I want to know who these people are…Jade Cargil in a tag team with Bianca Belair I see.
Against two women I’ve never heard of.
Also…wtf is with this ad in the middle of the mat???
I guess clean blank mats were a Vince thing…and on behalf of REAL Clevelanders, we love The Miz. We love Ziggler. We love Gargano.
We’re embarassed by the paul brothers.
Hey, are Miz or Gargano going to be in a match tomorrow???
hey i heard you like ads so here’s an ad in the middle of an ad
Hey, are Miz or Gargano going to be in a match tomorrow???
(SummerSlam is tonight just to be clear, not tomorrow)
No they are not. Just posting the card now.
I havent gone to bed yet…tomorrow is when I wake up.
That is gonna be stuck in my head all day.
