• @taiyang
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    375 months ago

    And these facts are how you ruin reincarnation. You know how many passes you need to be human again? It’s a lot.

    • The Picard ManeuverOP
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      165 months ago

      This thought is kind of inspiring, in a “gratitude for what you have” way.

    • Match!!
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      35 months ago

      thanks for reminding me, i gotta stop accruing karma

    • @[email protected]
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      25 months ago

      Hm, what are we taking now. Soul as a material construct? Wouldn’t fit into a worms nervous system. Soul as something incorporeal? Why stop at animals as smart as an object? Reincarnated into a cupboard?

  • @MidRomney
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    335 months ago

    There are more living organisms in one tablespoon of people than there are people on earth.

    • @Psythik
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      65 months ago

      I’m sure of it but that ruins the pun.

    • @MotoAsh
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      45 months ago

      Nahhhh, depends entirely on where from. Digestive tract? Absolutely. Middle of a large muscle? Not by a long shot.

      • @Thespiralsong
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        135 months ago

        Oh sure, apply this logic to the human body but soil gets a free pass. Enough of this online pro-soil/anti-human agenda.

        • @MotoAsh
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          25 months ago

          Not by a long shot. Only the digestive tract has a ton of bacteria in it. Bacteria elsewhere is called an infection.

          • Tlaloc_Temporal
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            35 months ago

            There are about 38 trillion bacteria in the average human. The volume of the average human is about 4500 U.S. tablespoons. Thus an average tablespoon of human has 8.4 billion bacteria in it.

            Any specific tablespoon will vary greatly, that’s why I said average tablespoon.

            • @MotoAsh
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              15 months ago

              So you’re not taking a random tablespoon, but averaging the bacteria. That’s a different setup.

              • Tlaloc_Temporal
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                15 months ago

                Yeah, not a random specific tablespoon of a specific human; a generalized average count based on a tablespoon of average human.

                The average human has less than 2 legs, less than two nipple, and less than one testicle.

  • @radicalautonomy
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    325 months ago

    There are more hydrogen atoms in a single molecule of water than there are stars in the entire solar system.

    • The Picard ManeuverOP
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      105 months ago

      This must be how all of your Shovel-centric romance novels read.

  • @Lemming421
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    75 months ago

    Is that Young Kevin Sorbo?