• @merari42
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        92 months ago

        Yo, listen up! Here′s the story About a little guy that lives in a blue world And all day and all night, and everything he sees is just blue Like him inside and outside

  • Mrb2
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    2 months ago

    I got to witness their first test fire, during a recent school trip.

      • Echo Dot
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        212 months ago

        Looks to be another part of France. Which is pretty on brand for the French, as no one hates the French more than the French.

        • @CptEnder
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          52 months ago

          Can confirm: lived in Paris. The French detest nothing more than The French. Besides the French Caribbeans, they don’t hate anything. Probably because they’re not in France.

    • The Picard ManeuverOP
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      202 months ago

      We ignored the cease and desist letters for too long.

    • @kautau
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      62 months ago

      And literally just zapping French fries out of existence

  • @ceenote
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    Shit guys, we got ze missiles, zey are coming… Fire our shit!

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        Well, have a nap DEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!

  • @Rayspekt
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    132 months ago

    The Eiffel TURRET

    • @pyre
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      32 months ago

      now i need a tower defense game where the towers are real life buildings. you can even theme them after time periods or geography to have synergies.

  • @Agent641
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    132 months ago

    Now, witness the power of this FULLY OPERATIONAL EIFFEL TOWER!!

  • @gmtom
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    2 months ago

    King Charles: So the French have made their move. Camilla, activate Bigger Ben

  • @A_Random_Idiot
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    112 months ago

    Nah, the Eifle tower will only be weaponized when you station tesla troopers around the base of it who turn it into an enormous tesla coil.

  • Gregor
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    102 months ago

    Le baguettes will begin to show up in 2-3 business days

  • @NOT_RICK
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    72 months ago

    Those lasers would wreck a drone swarm

  • shastaxc
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    52 months ago

    We already know its true purpose. Why do you think there has never been a movie about Godzilla in Paris?