• BombOmOm
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    604 months ago

    I have drawn myself as the chad, and you as the soyjak.

  • @[email protected]
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    404 months ago

    No wonder it had to be against a dummy; guy didn’t telegraph that punch, he fucking etched it into stone and sent it on camel back the long way ‘round.

    • rockkicker
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      404 months ago
      • square up to target making angry eyes to intimidate them
      • step back into range
      • look at fist to make sure it’s still there at the end of your arm
      • wind body up for maximum beyblade power
      • make contact with target using the side of your wrist
      • @[email protected]
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        84 months ago

        Goddamn, it’s just gets worse and worse as you break it down. Why would you do a hand check like that?

  • @SlopppyEngineer
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    334 months ago

    How Russia imagined the Special Military Operation would go.

  • @zerosignal
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    324 months ago

    Why would he punch an unarmed man like that? Especially when the unarmed man wasn’t even wearing pants?

  • Tar_Alcaran
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    244 months ago

    Sigh, Russia has regressed to the point where they can’t afford straw for their strawmen.

  • @[email protected]
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    174 months ago

    Not depicted: a hundred mannequins later overrunning the area and razing the place to the ground

  • @cosmicrookie
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    4 months ago

    Belarusian flag on that guy - the true bad boys of the eastern block… /s

    • @[email protected]
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      24 months ago

      Comparing Western Stalin fans to the actual Russians just feeds into their narrative, honestly. They’re a bunch of goofy conspiracy guys, that’s it.

      • @[email protected]
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        24 months ago

        IDC about the details, their advanced Russian training is the funniest shit I’ve seen all year, and I read yogthos’ posts!

  • @[email protected]
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    4 months ago

    My shitty translation:

    NATO vs the landing

    Happy holidays (?) to all who participate (muscles emoji)

    I did look that up to double check, I assume it’s in the “Independence Day” sense.

  • @BigMikeInAustin
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    24 months ago

    Looks like some good weather to be strolling about in just a short bathrobe.