Doctors in Vietnam reported a patient’s horrific experience of having a 2-foot eel chew through his intestines after he reportedly inserted it into his anus. Surgeons were able to save the man’s life and extract the eel, though not without removing part of his colon as well. It’s a bizarre real-world incident that reads like the trailer for the upcoming Alien: Romulus movie.

Viet Duc University Hospital in Hanoi reported the body horror tale late last month. On July 27,  a 31-year-old man, originally from India, visited the emergency department with severe abdominal pain. According to the hospital, the man soon admitted that he had willingly stuck a large eel up through his anus. He was quickly given imaging tests, which confirmed the eel’s presence, and then prepped for a colonoscopy to remove it rectally.

But the doctors discovered a complication: The man had also inserted a lemon into his anus, seemingly to ensure that the eel wouldn’t wriggle out the way it came.

  • @NegativeLookBehind
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    224 months ago

    Some of you motherfuckers need hobbies (no, eels up the ass is not a hobby)

    • @ProIsh
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      104 months ago

      I’m a scientist, okay??? I do science different.

  • @paddirn
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    194 months ago

    I’m tapping out for the day, I think I’m done with the internet for awhile, thanks.

  • @SpaceNoodle
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    94 months ago

    Brings a whole new meaning to lemon twist.

  • @Marthirial
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    84 months ago

    “How was your day at work, honey?”

    “Well…”

  • @mightyfoolish
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    64 months ago

    So, what do we send in next to remove the lemon?

  • @TastyWheat
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    44 months ago

    Alright, my question is: do you reckon he drove, or walked to emergency? Pros and cons for each I suppose.

    • @Cort
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      44 months ago

      Vietnam so my bet is moped

  • @iAvicenna
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    4 months ago

    I thought this was a weird sex related fantasy until I read the lemon. Now I am like is the lemon a part of the fantasy as well or keeping the eel indefinitely inside is? Or the eel just slipped in by mistake and he wanted to seal it in till he could get somewhere safe to remove it? What is it, what???!

  • @fixerdude2
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    24 months ago

    I have to LOL after reading this. Was wondering what’s the round object for until I got to the end.