This is, honestly, my new favorite Garak meme. OMG.

Fourth frame: canned sitcom laughter

The name’s Simple, Simple Garak.

You see that Dax over there? I cried into my synthale over her. But do they call me, “Bashir the Dax chaser?” No! And you see that waitress over there? I dated Leeta for a year, through rain, sleet and scorching weather, but do they call me “Bashir the Bajorin banger?” No! And you see that Elaysian over there that I loved. I built a neuromuscular treatment to cure her so she wouldn’t leave. The first cure in the quadrant! But do they call me “Bashir the girlfriend saver?” No!"

Bashir looks around, and makes sure that nobody is listening, and leans to Morn, and he says:

“but you eat lunch with one gay friend…”

just plain, simple Garak

This is truly my favorite community in all of Lemmy and I thank you all for the memes.

I always thought of Garak as more of a bratty bottom.