• @rustyfish
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    94 months ago

    Ok my first thought was “Is Vance fucking butter now?”

  • @hOrni
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    64 months ago

    I use butter as lube when I fuck my couch. Is that in any way relevant?

  • Apathy Tree
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    44 months ago

    I used to think butter carving was super wasteful, decadent nonsense.

    But the butter they use is (or was… it may not be anymore…) spoilt or otherwise inedible. Basically industry byproduct.

    It does still really suck for the cows, their hard biological life reduced to spoiled statues, often of cows… but at least it’s not being completely wasted… I guess…

  • @mercano
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    34 months ago

    I feel the need to add a Letterkenny “allegedly” every time someone brings up Vance’s sofa.