• @[email protected]
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      494 months ago

      Smaller toilet. This thing dominates the room width. Terrible design choice of the original owners.

      • Cyborganism
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        94 months ago

        Oooh! Put a Turkish toilet! You know like the Japanese toilets in the floor.

      • pelya
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        214 months ago

        They probably moved the wall after the toilet was already installed. That half-obscured window covered with plywood above the toilet is telling enough.

    • Ephera
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      94 months ago

      Yeah, bright walls are already the way to go for making a room seem larger. Only mirrors can beat that…

      • @Ziglin
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        13 months ago

        How about emissive walls? (Ideally bright enough to blind you)

    • @[email protected]M
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      63 months ago

      📃✍️ I’ve been in this bathroom 11 years and 37 days now… still haven’t found the toilet. I’ve given up hope. Tomorrow I’ll head towards the exit and just use the gas station down the street…
      p.s. - ohh no!

    • @[email protected]
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      43 months ago

      Squeezing down a crevice to poop

      Stride down a hallway like Dio, alongside my infinite alternate selves, synchronizing perfectly as we sit upon the porcelain throne

      Bonus points if it’s plain black tile to the right or left (don’t need mirrors for that part), but a mirror prism on the back wall that’ll make it feel like the mirror dimension. It’d kaleidoscope little warped fragments of you as you walk through if you do it just right

  • Blackout
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    394 months ago

    Make the entire floor the toilet. Just stick a grate on top of it and you can just walk in and shit anywhere like billionaires.

    • rockkicker
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      174 months ago

      to really go the whole hog keep a shelf with a hard copy of the united states code so that you can wipe your ass with some laws

  • lemmyng
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    314 months ago

    Add one of those Live Laugh Love signs.

  • #Km91#
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    254 months ago

    Some neon in “2001 space odyssey” style.

    • @gibmiser
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      84 months ago

      I bet someone could make a hallway look like this with current tech.

  • FenrirIII
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    193 months ago

    Have R2 shut down all the trash compactors on the detention level.

  • kersplooshM
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    174 months ago

    Rotate the tiles 90° so the stripes run the other direction. And put a big mirror on the wall. Voilà! You’re ready for Instagram!

    • @chetradley
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      33 months ago

      We’re alive, you did it C-3PO!

  • @[email protected]
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    143 months ago

    Paint the walls with vantablack and you won’t be able to tell how big the room is or isn’t.