you cuneiform is bad. you should feel bad. terrible reed stylusmanship
I have never felt so insulted! May your harvest be smaller than in drought!
Now I wonder what trolling was like back then.
Really makes you wonder what
WITH A LADDER
meant back in the time of the X.K.C.D.
Maybe nothing special, maybe one of the hypotheses is correct. It would be clearer if it came out soon after #932.
The comments were the most fun I’ve had a explainxkcd for a while—thank you.
You can’t stop me from piracy
𒀭𒋾𒊏𒁉𒀉
𒊒𒀀𒈪𒅎
𒁺𒋗𒉺𒋾
𒀭𒈹𒂊𒇷
𒊮𒅀𒄭𒁀𒀀𒋾
𒀭𒋾𒊩𒌆𒈨𒇷𒋛𒅎
𒈾𒉿𒊏𒀀𒋾
𒆗𒉡𒌑𒌈𒅖𒌅
𒊮𒆠𒊭𒁉𒊑𒅎
𒄿𒈾𒀊𒉺𒄩𒀭𒋾𒈗𒊏𒀜
𒄭𒇷𒄿𒍜𒅆𒀀𒆠
𒈾𒀝𒆷𒀜
𒍣𒋫𒆠
𒅇𒄭𒇷𒌒𒆠
𒄿𒈾𒈾𒀊𒆷𒋛𒆠
𒇷𒄿𒁍𒊒𒉏𒈠
𒌦𒈨𒌍𒆗𒇻𒅆𒈾
𒊒𒀀𒄠𒆠𒁕𒊑𒄠
𒀭𒈹𒄭𒅁𒋾
𒇷𒈬𒊏𒈠𒇷𒄴𒁲𒀀You have a great wife, 𒌋/𒌋 would bang
That’s beautiful, man. Truly, her breasts are like pomegranates.
Small and full of seeds?
Is this from the 2000BC anti piracy video
I have CuniGPT available to make infinite love poems now too!
GPT, the Great Puram Temple?
I have a complaint! My wife immediately knew I didn’t write this but didn’t tell me how, so I began sleuthing and found out that she had gotten it recited by her secret lover, another customer of yours. When confronted about it, she confessed and demanded a divorce, saying the lover could tell the poem more heartily.
AITA?
This is originally “A hymn to Ishtar as the goddess of love written in Akkadian” by u/AlumParhum at Reddit’s r/Sumer.
If Ishtar is your wife, are you Dumuzid, the god of shepherds?
too much simping for one’s own wife - may you praise Ishtar more and maybe then she’ll bless your wife to take your seed (and not just after a bountiful harvest)
This is clearly a Nam-Shub…
I am unconvinced this woman did not fart in your lap, since time immemorial, that is.
