• IninewCrow
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    561 month ago

    Oh Lawd … it’s even written in the Bible

    Luke 10:19
    I have given you authority to trample on snakes and scorpions and to overcome all the power of the enemy; nothing will harm you.

    • @[email protected]OP
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      261 month ago

      I saw a youtube short recently referencing that passage. It said something along the lines of “the devil fears this passage above all else” or something to that effect with a guy holding a bible and making those exaggerated gestures and facial expressions the pentecostals and evangelical baptists make while preaching. I looked it up out of curiosity, but even before that I already knew it was some cult bullshit. I thank the universe every day that my fundie parents wound up in a non-fundie church during most of my childhood because things could’ve been a looot worse.

    • @[email protected]
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      131 month ago

      Honestly, the worst part is those dummies will unironically complain about that too.

      This is what you wanted, morons, if you didn’t you’d be an actual libertarian.

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    71 month ago

    I’m gonna need these in Andre The Giant Has A Posse sized stickers. About 100 sheets oughta do it.