When you’re a gunfish, every shooting is a school shooting.
I see what you did there
Oh, wow - that’s fantastic!
Clever person
pfft antiscience bs. everyone knows swordfish were supplanted by the bayonet fish
InterContinental Ballistic Fish
Bullets don’t work as well underwater
Even when you manufacture a weapon to specifically function below water, 30m meters is the longest range at 5m depth.
That’s plenty of range to kill a swordfish, which swims slower than the superior gunfish.
Mightier than the penfish?
Whatcu gonna write your way out of a gun fight?
Marine biologists cringing at the forced joke when the ocean has actual Pistol Shrimp that work very much like you’d expect.
Can’t that fucker generate heat as hot as the surface of the sun for a split second? We’re lucky this gun toting animal never evolved smarts.
Why haven’t we harnessed their power for fusion? I can see a line of little pistol shrimp repeatedly punching an atom to fuse matter together and creating infinite energy.
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