• Wytch
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    3729 days ago

    Enjoy it, because your 40s will require sacrifices.

  • Random_Character_A
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    1429 days ago

    Summoning pagan god of fertility?

    If you can’t find human friends or mates, don’t you thing that’s a bit out of your league. I have the impression it likes more the type of people whose hobbies include occasional orgy.

      • @TheGoldenGod
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        629 days ago

        He’s already doing better than my father. 😣

      • @j4k3
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        329 days ago

        Ghosts no ghost

    • don
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      29 days ago

      So because they’re the pagan god of fertility, the only thing they’re interested in is sex? Are you suggesting that gods can’t have hobbies, too? Seems a bit presumptuous of a mere mortal, but pop off, ig

      • @[email protected]
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        829 days ago

        Hell, ol’ horny goatman could building up the summoner’s confidence with a long term goal of increasing fertility while also being a good friend. The goals don’t have to be exclusive!

        • don
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          529 days ago

          Exactly! If we worship the gods, I’d expect them to consider us friends as long as their job isn’t to torment and murder us. That Christian one, I’m not so sure about.

    • @Noodle07
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      729 days ago

      Furries, Furries everywhere

  • Thelsim
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    729 days ago

    This looks strangely wholesome to me. So nice to see him have a friend

    • @[email protected]
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      629 days ago

      To me, its that the summoned has appropriate bball clothes. He seems like an enthusiastic player

  • @ThePyroPython
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    429 days ago

    Instructions were unclear, got myself sent to hell.

    • @TehBamskiOP
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      829 days ago

      Oh cool! That’s where some of my friends said they would be sooner or later. I’ll introduce you to them when I get there.