Chicks love beards, it’s just a fact.

My chick used to love sitting on my beard until she got too big. Alas, chicks turn into adults at some point.

Also, I miss having a hot, young chick sitting on my beard, but I don’t miss her pooping on my chest.

She’s older now, and lays like crazy, but she’s not the little thing I bought originally.

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But what’s the LD50 of a natural hair beard?