• @SpaceNoodle
    18•3 months ago

    Unrelated: how do I maintain a consistently low battery level in my Airpods?

    • @[email protected]
      2•3 months ago

      Cat nap charging. Let it get down to 1% and only allow yourself 5 minute bursts of charge. That will bump you up to like 6%. The licking notifications should begin shortly after that.

  • @SirSamuel
    10•3 months ago

    It would have cost you $0 to not post this

  • @I_Clean_Here
    6•3 months ago

    That’s what great UX is all about, baby

  • @thinkyfish
    6•3 months ago

    I should have heeded your warning random internet person

  • @bitchkatEnglish
    5•3 months ago

    What if they just licked your ear all the time? That just might convince me there is a heavan.

  • @[email protected]
    4•3 months ago

    What if tongues had tiny ears and every time you drank water it felt like getting water in them.

  • @[email protected]English
    4•3 months ago

    Can I make it a manual action? Because sometimes my ear canal is itchy AF and if a tiny tongue could solve that problem without making me look like I’m trying to tickle my brain, I’m all in on that.

  • @[email protected]English
    2•3 months ago

    They might as well. The one pair of airpod pros I had would screech into my ear if the battery was low, which happened often because they cram as much useless garbage “features” into them as they can which drain the battery rather quickly. I had to stop using them for video calls at work because I couldn’t get past a 90 min meeting without one screeching in my ear. Switched to some old Sony ear buds with less features and am much happier.