A Van Halen Trojan van, where a mini van held Van Halen. In our folly, we took in the mini van to spite the shitposter’s offering to Povanden, unbeknowst to us the dangers that would sneak in when we let our Vanguard down.

What about the Brown Eyed Girl?

I just noticed there’s a floating hand holding Roth’s shoe!

It’s got what it takes