It’s cool man, you do you. And if you need somewhere to crash, you’re already in my bed ;) Just fair warning, I snore like a chainsaw.

Kitty!

I dont understand why people are so scared of monsters under the bed. As someone who has one under their bed, i can say they are harmless

The invisible axe-holding bear that is behind you is the thing people should be scared of

I will post prove later

Christ, what an asshole.

That’s hilarious

This is actually a great joke