• @zarathustra0
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    163 months ago

    Explode nuclear weapons in the lakes. One per lake. This will definitely rid you of the ammunition.

    This might cause the water in the lake to disappear though. This is the only problem.

    • teft
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      83 months ago

      Ammo usually has brass cartridges so they wouldn’t be magnetic.

    • federal reverseM
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      33 months ago

      The department is now turning to academics and industry workers as it looks at how to carry out “environmentally friendly and safe recovery of deep lake ammunition” — which carries a risk of explosion and could also lead to pollution in the lakes.

      • @[email protected]
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        3 months ago

        Yea, seems to me the risk of removing is greater than leaving them be.

        They’re at the bottom of a lake. When you consider what’s required to deal with that environment, and every phase of removal, I’m skeptical “the juice is worth the squeeze”.

        No mention of analysis performed to assess leaving it alone, or the origin of this request (why is it now a concern? What changed?)

        It’s a minimum of 150m/450ft deep. Has any of it exploded, ever? Given the types of munitions, what’s the likelihood of that happening.

        Also, BI, what a crappy “news” source - they never have any detail.

        • @[email protected]
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          43 months ago

          Listening on CBC radio this morning it sounded like explosions were a small part of the concern, with the bigger issue being explosives degrading and leaking out to poison the water.

  • @[email protected]
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    63 months ago

    Offer a reality show competition where people dive to the bottom and stick metal poles into the mud. Winner gets to be Switzerland’s entry into Eurovision Song Contest.

  • @norimee
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    23 months ago

    Just pay a reward for any ammunition found in the lakes and turned into local authorities. Divers from all over will flock to the lakes. Good for tourism too.

    • @[email protected]
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      63 months ago

      Great for diver tourism or great for disaster tourism of people watching the divers blow themselves up?

      • @Noodle07
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        43 months ago

        Just let the brits bet on the divers and you’ll make bank