• @[email protected]
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    243 months ago

    I read in the paper today that a bankruptcy court is going to take 40% of Katie Price’s OnlyFans income

    When i saw this headline my brain skipped to Rudy Giuliani’s OnlyFans income

    Has Rudy Giuliani considered OnlyFans?

  • @[email protected]
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    Oh shit…guys what if Trump doesn’t cover the cost of Rudy’s loyalty? Damn, that would suck. I’m sure no one that that was even a remote possibility, right? Oh well. Anyway…

  • @[email protected]
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    Sigh… Can we please get better copy editing? Answer, unlikely.

    The film, Global Data Risk, was hired to check

    Anyway, on to the good stuff.

    Oh no, Rutabaga! This is such terrible news! How will you survive your horrific debts with your stupid podcast now? I’m so sad for you, Rutabaga. You’re so targeted by wicked Leftists and it’s all so unfair.

    • @UnderpantsWeevil
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      It’s Newsweek. Half their columns are entire AI generated, and that’s only because the other half are written by a collection of nepo-babies who got jobs as favors to other people in the industry.

  • @norimee
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    I hope for him that he has to live paycheck to paycheck for the rest of his life and has never enough to spare to put to the side.

    • Tiefling IRL
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      I hope he makes too little to afford healthcare but too much to qualify for Medicaid

      • @grue
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        He’s 80 years old. Although that means we’ll be rid of him relatively soon, it unfortunately also means that he’s eligible for Medicare.

  • @jordanlundM
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    “The truth will come out! You’ll see!”

    That time was BEFORE you went bankrupt.

    • aramis87
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      I was happier when he got disbarred in New York, but I’ll take this too!

  • @Hikermick
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    The bankruptcy case got thrown out but after getting handed the bill he’ll be bankrupt