• @thenextguy
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      336 months ago

      “I award you no points. And may God have mercy on your soul.”

    • @Etterra
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      To be fair, they used the word “the” correctly.

    • @[email protected]
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      -86 months ago

      Not really. The only word in that whole tweet which is technically incorrect is “already”

      • @Chocrates
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        166 months ago

        The moon doesn’t produce light, it is reflecting sunlight, so in my opinion the first statement is incorrect

        • @bisby
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          26 months ago

          But if the moon wasn’t there, there would be no light reflected. Doesn’t matter the source, we have light at night because of the moon

          • @SpaceNoodle
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            96 months ago

            And where does the light come from?

              • @Glytch
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                36 months ago

                Nuclear fusion is the ultimate example of teamwork

            • Karyoplasma
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              Well, the energy comes from the proton-proton chain which collides two protons, forming a deuterium core, a positron and a neutrino. The positron almost instantly annihilates with an electron, creating a gamma ray of energy. The deuterium core then collides with a second proton, forming helium-3 and releasing another gamma ray in the process.

              How the actual sunlight forms, I don’t know tho. It has something to do with the neutrino carrying energy to the protosphere, but what happens there, dunno.

            • @bisby
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              15 months ago

              I would hope the whole thing is a joke in general.

              “The sun gives us light when it’s ‘already’ bright” is where the real logic breaks down. “I don’t need <thing> because I already have <benefit from thing>” is circular logic.

              So of course we wouldn’t have sunlight at night without the sun. but we also wouldn’t have sunlight at night without the moon.

              Whether we want to call it “more useful” than the sun… it is just as useful as the sun at night. We need both of them for the system to work. I was just trying to snarkily emphasize that we shouldn’t downplay the moon because it is “just” reflecting sunlight.

              • @SpaceNoodle
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                15 months ago

                Yeah but I could just put a big mirror up there and it would be better

                • @bisby
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                  15 months ago

                  You could put a big flashlight up in place of the sun and it would be better, or something. I dunno lol

        • @evidences
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          86 months ago

          Pfft Sirius, aka the North Star, is nearly twice as hot as the sun and I can look at it without burning my eyes. Boom roasted!

          • LostXOR
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            Sirius, aka the North Star

            I’m, uh, not sure about that.

    • @Crazyslinkz
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      Except for those few times when it’s in front of the sun.

      • LostXOR
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        If they’re lined up just right, you still can! Only for a few minutes though.

  • pachrist
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    486 months ago

    Follow me for more tips on LinkedIn.

  • Lux (it/they)
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    256 months ago

    The most incorrect thing here is saying that the moon gives us light at night

    • Midnight Wolf
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      206 months ago

      Yeah! The moon is actually creating a vacuum that sucks up all the light. That’s why the sun has to chase it away and give us new light. Damn moon, taking all our light! FUCK YOU MOON!

    • @[email protected]
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      186 months ago

      I’d argue it’s the only correct thing though. Sure, it’s through reflection, but reflection is absorption and re-emission so the light really comes from the moon.

  • Sway
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  • @blazeknave
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    136 months ago

    Anyone else crack up at this genius?

      • @blazeknave
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        36 months ago

        Your notification brought me back here and I got to lol again. Ty lmao

  • @Cosmicomical
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    126 months ago

    Wow this is some Ken M level of logic

    • Midnight Wolf
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      26 months ago

      You’re confusing me, is it bologna or is it cheese?

    • @CarbonatedPastaSauce
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      26 months ago

      Not a problem, cheese reflects light.

      Source: I just put some on my sandwich and I can see it.

  • @Sam_Bass
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    86 months ago

    This is what happens when mom gives her noisy brat a tablet to look at while she finishes her homework

  • @portuga
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    86 months ago

    Besides the sun is way too hot in the daytime but totally cold at night, practically useless

  • @Clent
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    86 months ago

    These comments failing to parse the wording of this statement are hilarious.

    We are a doomed species.

  • @finkrat
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    66 months ago

    It’s like a turducken, you unwrap some stupid and there’s a whole different stupid under it carefully prepared, I love it, well done