No, this is not satire.

  • DrSleepless
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    263 months ago

    Tonight on “Don’t be gay, kids.”….

    • FuglyDuck
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      153 months ago

      And Clucky Tales.

      Like Veggie Tales, but with animated chickens and turkeys. gotta drop the product placement, afterall.

      • Icalasari
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        63 months ago

        With extra hate thrown in

        “Remember children! The gays are actually demons! If you meet a gay, say no way!”

  • @einlander
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    193 months ago

    Christian Broadcasting Network part 2

  • BarrierWithAshes
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    193 months ago

    Yeah well see if anything comes out of it. I don’t trust chicken companies that try to jump to tech.

    I’m still waiting on my KFC gaming console.

  • @[email protected]
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    113 months ago

    What a stupid idea. I hope they blow lots of money on it and it fails. But they’ll probably do well with evangelicals and make a pile of money.

  • @TK420
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    103 months ago

    Money laundering is my best guess.

  • @cabron_offsets
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    73 months ago

    Oh cool, I’ll pirate that, too. Nah fuck it, what in the goddamn fuck is gonna be worthwhile about this?

    • Icalasari
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      93 months ago

      Considering how heavily Psychotic Flavoured Christian they are?

      It’ll be a gold mine for shit post memes

  • @[email protected]
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    63 months ago

    The world needs more chicken sandwich based unscripted dramas. This will probably not be a massive disaster.

  • @mercano
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    63 months ago

    Sounds perfect to watch on a KFConsole.

  • Billiam
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    43 months ago

    They’re planning on lauching it in Canada.

    It will be called “Flick & Chill, Eh?”

  • @lemmus
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    43 months ago

    Net-chicks and fil-A

  • themeatbridge
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    23 months ago

    $400k for unscripted shows? That doesn’t seem like very much.

    • Flying SquidOP
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      43 months ago

      Per show, I think. Still cheap though.

      • themeatbridge
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        13 months ago

        Like per episode? For crew, editing, production, sets, even without writers, that’s still barely worth it.

        I mean, you could film a podcast style show like Hot Ones, but getting celebrities on the show costs money, too.

        • Flying SquidOP
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          23 months ago

          It’s entirely non-union. They pay peanuts.