• themeatbridge
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    232 months ago

    Magats are going to have sex with that fish.

  • Verdant Banana
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    2 months ago

    comes with a certificate of authenticity

    • @[email protected]
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      72 months ago

      SMRT. You want real MAGA stuff shodilly thrown together in a sweatshop. If you aren’t careful someone may try and slip you some union made in the USA product.

    • HubertManne
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      52 months ago

      I was gonna say he looks to be hanging it to high on the wall. somewhere around 3 or 4 feet.

        • @Bosht
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          32 months ago

          That…yeahp. That’s probably the strangest mental picture someone has put on me. Grats man. Lmao.

  • magnetosphere
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    102 months ago

    The fact that this is running on Newsmax makes it 100% better.

    Thanks for including that detail, OP!

  • @Xeroxchasechase
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    102 months ago

    This is what America is all about. Next up is a commercial for a medical drug, next a medical insurance than something that allows yoy to be lazy and / or fat - all with the same tone, jingles and shitty delux stand.

  • @ganksy
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    42 months ago

    Can someone verify it’s actually running on Newsmax?

    • @nepenthes
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      42 months ago

      I doubt it, It looks like amazing satire to me. The commercial is hilarious, and the things it says are mocking Trump.

      The piped link is being wonky, but here it is: Piped

      Backup YouTube vid: YouTube

  • Flying Squid
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    22 months ago

    Is this supposed to commemorate the length of time he’s able to remember things?