Yeah, but because of Swanson’s frozen food empire, we got to deal with Tucker Carlson…

His birth mother was a hippie that abandoned them with their father when tucker was 6. Not sure of the details, but escaping an abusive relationship was often labeled as “abandoning children” back then.

That abandonment likely started his trouble with women, then his dad married an heiress from the Swanson family, even tho most of that money was in Campbell’s stock by then. During that time the new stepmom was fighting her brothers for access to her family trust.

Tucker was 10 around then, and that happening around him likely led to him mixing up a desire for a mother with desire for money, because that was the big thing going on when he got his new mom.

So now we end up with an emotionally stunted bowtied asshole who hates women and loves money

It’s been 40 years, but I can still taste those potatoes. Do not want.

The TV Dinner that gave us Tucker Carlson.

“In 1979, Carlson’s father married Patricia Caroline Swanson, an heiress to Swanson Enterprises, daughter of Gilbert Carl Swanson and niece of Senator J. William Fulbright. Though Patricia remained a beneficiary of the family fortune, the Swansons had sold the brand to the Campbell Soup Company in 1955 and did not own it by the time of Carlson’s father’s marriage.” — Wikipedia

It’s just a pre-made complete meal that you could warm up in the oven. As far as i know, “TV Dinner” was chosen as the name because television was new and cool and high tech and they wanted the association. Kind of like how a million things were Space! branded.

I ate a lot of those chicken dinners as a kid. On a floral plastic TV tray in front of the television. Usually with a glass of milk in a Tupperware cup (came as a set of four cups with red, yellow, blue, and green ones).