• @djc0
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    302 years ago

    But will he survive the rental market and high Woolies prices?

    • @[email protected]
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      182 years ago

      Didn’t you read the article bro? There’s no rent in international waters, and he ate free fish and rainwater.

      Crisis over!

        • @1luv8008135
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          62 years ago

          Or he is now half man half plastic…

          • @[email protected]
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            12 years ago

            Too late, we all are. Lovecraft was wrong, it’s not fish people, but plastic people we have to worry about

      • @Dad2DnA
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        12 years ago

        How does one eat water, though?

        • @[email protected]
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          22 years ago

          The same way one eats soup, with a spoon if you’re feeling fancy or else just slurping it.

  • OhStopYellingAtMe
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    122 years ago

    That’s crazy. The chances of him being spotted at all were so remotely slim!

  • Dr. Moose
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    112 years ago

    Just makes you wonder how dog takes something like this. Dogs notoriously can’t think ahead very far so it must have been some weird hell for the poor being with no hope to lean on.

  • @[email protected]
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    12 years ago

    I do love reading such stories, some people truly are gifted with the survival instinct 😊

  • @[email protected]
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    2 years ago

    eating raw fish and rainwater

    I hope he at least had cutlery to properly eat the rain water.

    ‘incredible story’

    That looks suspiciously like a set of redundant quotation marks