“How you stand up like that?”
Why do you stand up like that? That wrong and ugly! I can’t believe you are my descendant!
Why you so naked? Where is body hair?
Never poke bear with stick. Make bear run into stick
I was really nervous before my first kid was born until I thought “Cave men raised kids, and they didn’t have half the shit I have now. I think I’m gonna be okay.”
That’s a great perspective to have. Sure they didn’t have social media to deal with or cars and such, but there are a lot of similarities in the end.
If you see a big animal GO TO MOM
As long as you ignore the extremely high infant mortality they had back then.
why bang rock near water? why not bang rock on dry?
I guess flint is more abundant near rivers
Maybe wet rocks are better for making tools. Or maybe it’s funny to see friends break fingers because no netflix.
Water brings far rock. Some rock good, some rock bad
Bang rocks makes hot! Hot can run fast, but water stops hot.
She asked them if she needed their guidance instead of asking for their guidance so she deserves an appropriately dumb answer.
i wish i could pray to my ancestors and get a tutorial on how to find flint rocks
honestly that might be the best argument against being able to communicate with the dead, if it was possible then why would people die in the wild? surely all their ancestors would be fucking possessing them like the avatar state to keep them alive
Grok fluhant chuinikso jir
