“You’re watching the Disney channel…”

Oh yeah, how’s this for a bitch tit, bitch.

“With the power of virginity!”

Ed-die… phone…. home

Butterfly lands on child’s finger, explodes.

I took away your swag-bending. You can’t use it to hurt or threaten anyone else ever again.

I got the power of God and Anime on my side!

It’s true.

I shit confetti.

Marvel recasts Danny Rand for upcoming Iron Fist reboot.

That’s Kevin

He judy chopped God in the taint

• Big bang noises *

And that’s why you have to go to work