Now hold on there… just give me a generation or two to reassert American Exceptionalism into the children… and by then we will have once again saved a savage people by the grace of our own convictions. Saviors once again, having never done anything wrong.

I thought we were supposed to inject light to kill COVID…

But FOX News told me that no other president would ever remove the algae… Are you saying they lied to me, sir?

To be fair, the obviousness of the administration’s actions isn’t really an arguable point. The things they are doing are very public and very clear. So the argument probably moves on to what makes something unethical or inhumane.

How is solving world hunger going to make his penis normal again?

But that’s probably because they met him or heard about him.

Oh, I didn’t know they had medical issues. Good for them. You gotta watch your health.

When that one healthcare CEO got shot the health insurance companies paid out on their promises for like a solid week. How long do you think on Musk would drive “altruism”?

Wait, what? Does this mean when AI told me I was insightful and right over and over about everything I typed in… it was just to make me want to continue to use it?.. How could this be?

Aren’t we to the point that they could just use cardboard cutouts and then have their conservative media show slow pans across the crowd showing flat, motionless, glossy faces - commenting on how lively everyone there is, how they all look so excided and are cheering for the president.

Oh, yay. Another “attempted assassination”… great. My only hope is they pull another Four Seasons and get some guy named Epstein to be the shooter.

Oh man… you know what that means. Shark Party.

With all of the accelerated, state-sponsored greed, they forgot they have to trick common people into supporting bad ideas.

Can they, though? According to the article their dumb boomer brains can’t remember how to play between gaming sessions. Does LoL give them a play tutorial every 15 minutes so they can enjoy gaming?

They don’t say this in the article…out loud. But it is mostly about how they have a large disposable income so it is 100% what they mean.

Thousands for all we know. But we do know he isn’t fucking stupid enough to brag about it.

Not if Nazi’s have anything to say about it…

They don’t get it because it was poorly presented to the audience. In Donner’s defense, filmmaking has come a long way on presenting such sci-fi concepts. It wasn’t his fault, he tried something and fell flat.

They will take any angle that hooks their idiot masses. Probably multiple, contradicting angles that hood their idiot masses.

Personally, I think it would be good for him to pass peacefully in his sleep

…during a press conference. Like, dead on camera for 20 minutes. Pants full of shit from his bowels releasing, no one noticing the difference.