• Something Burger 🍔
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    2722 days ago

    The year is 3256. The Switch 2 is delayed until next year. Mario Kart 8 is still selling like hot cakes. Phil Spencer XXIII promises games are coming to Xbox. Humanity has yet to create a better Tetris than Tetris DS.

    • @manmachine
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      921 days ago

      Original GameBoy Tetris or bust.

    • @[email protected]
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      21 days ago

      Tetris Effect: Connected was it. The Switch version is janky as hell but the real version that makes a PS5 run hot is one of the most sublimely beautiful and enrapturing games ever. And it’s still just Tetris.

      • @Zahille7
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        421 days ago

        It’s like a rhythm game on shrooms, I love it.

    • @Deestan
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      622 days ago

      Skyrim is ported to RealityV3. It is still buggy. Hackers have successfully run Doom on a hydrogen atom. Gamers are shitting and yelling that someone put a Martian as a playable character in Red Dead Redemption MCMVII.

    • @B312
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      522 days ago

      You forgot to mention that the 6481st version of Skyrim is releasing soon

    • @Pacmanlives
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      321 days ago

      It’s funny you say Tetris DS I just pulled my DS out of storage just to play this game. It’s a damn perfect game

  • @JusticeForPorygon
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    322 days ago

    Woulda been hilarious if they found a way to include Tengen Tetris

  • Owl
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    121 days ago

    After Tetris Returns, Tetris Forever

  • THCDenton
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    121 days ago

    Just give me wetrix